The Psycho Mother Rants about The Truth and Skittle Parties

The Psycho Mother rants about The Truth, and how nobody wants to hear It. She also explains what a Skittle Party is.

Britch

Many years ago, as in about 45 years ago, my Mothah gave my father a Valentine.  It was a pair of red, nylon boxer shorts.  It was a joke.  He never even had them on his body-not even once-because I, the one year old, snagged them and held on to them, well, for the better part …

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Grinchmas

Here it is, a week before Christmas, and I just finished decorating.  I don't think that has ever happened before.  I managed to twist Mini Me's arm enough so that he and his friend (and bandmate) Jody (who will now be known to us as 'Cody' because the music teacher, who is also a friend …

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Rochambeau

If, at any time, you and youah brothah cannot agree on 'when to pull the plug'.....

Elvis Has Left the Building

We had to be at Belmont the next morning at a specified time. I can no longer remember what that specified time was, but sure as hell, we were running late.

Bad Ass Certification Complete

  Yesterday, my husband had our car.  We are about to buy another car. That, in and of itself,  is a long story that I will not bore you with.  Let's just leave it at: yesterday, I was at home without a car. Yes,  I could have called a friend to take me, yet again, …

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