The Psycho Mother

My name is Jennifer Narramore Boyanton, and I am The Psycho Mother.  I live in Atlanta, GA.  I am a mid forties stay-at-home mother of three perfect, brilliant children, who have never done anything wrong in their entire lives. BWAHAHAHA NOT!  Jack (Mini Me) is about to graduate from high school; Eliza (The Middle Child) is in 8th grade; and Truman (The Baby) is in 2nd grade. I do think that their grandparents will tell you that they can do absolutely no wrong.  I have been blissfully married to their father (JC)  for 20 years this May. BWAHAHAHA!  WHO?, who? I ask you, has actually been blissfully married for 20 years?! We have a very stable marriage, built on trust and love, and we have a very happy relationship.  I cannot imagine spending the rest of my life with anyone else, and do not want to; however,  I do not think I have been blissful for more than a few hours in my entire life, and I hate to say this, but that was probably drug induced…. 😉

I write about real life.  I write about what it is like to live with a husband and three kids on a day to day basis–juggling the schedules, the homework, the personalities and such.  I also write how I talk.  Right, wrong, or indifferent….some may be offended.  There is profanity.  If the F-Bomb easily offends you, then is probably not going to be your favorite blog.  My Mothah calls me just about every time I post a new story and says, “Jennifah, couldn’t you have left a few of those F-words out?”…… Sometimes, I will throw in a story from the olden days–what my kids have termed my childhood (one actually asked me if Rubik’s Cube’s were wooden when I was a child!)–or I may write one about a project I have been working on.  Besides being a mother, chef, chauffeur, laundress, and jack-of-all-trades, I am an artist.  I paint murals and furniture, and I sew.  I love to make just about anything.   Writing has always been a great passion of mine, and someday maybe I will write a book.


14 thoughts on “The Psycho Mother

  1. I think you and I have a VERY similar sense of humor and view of reality. Anyone who can use the f-bomb in their intro is at minimum a minor hero of mine. Hanging on your every word here in Wisconsin. . . Cheers!

  2. GeorgieMoon

    Great sense of humour, just my style. Any heading with the word ‘psycho’ in it will grab my attention! I liked reading your babies’ sleep stories. Mine are all grown up now, with babies of their own, but I can relate to that terrible time when middle child never slept. Or ate. I look forward to reading more!

  3. You KNOW I think your blog is terrific! I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Feel free to click on the link to accept and participate–

  4. Linda

    Another kindred spirit! Great blog, great sense of humour, great potty mouth … what more could a girl ask for? Looking forward to reading more of your delightful posts 🙂

  5. Cass Casto

    Relates to everyone. Thanks for keeping it real. Life’s situations that most people deal with and can relate too. It’s a gift to write it like you feel it.
    My Wife and I are your 2 newest fans. Thanks for the laughs and smiles. Cass

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