My name is Jennifer Narramore Boyanton, and I am The Psycho Mother. I live in Atlanta, GA. I am a mid forties stay-at-home mother of three perfect, brilliant children, who have never done anything wrong in their entire lives. BWAHAHAHA NOT! Jack (Mini Me) is about to graduate from high school; Eliza (The Middle Child) is in 8th grade; and Truman (The Baby) is in 2nd grade. I do think that their grandparents will tell you that they can do absolutely no wrong. I have been blissfully married to their father (JC) for 20 years this May. BWAHAHAHA! WHO?, who? I ask you, has actually been blissfully married for 20 years?! We have a very stable marriage, built on trust and love, and we have a very happy relationship. I cannot imagine spending the rest of my life with anyone else, and do not want to; however, I do not think I have been blissful for more than a few hours in my entire life, and I hate to say this, but that was probably drug induced…. 😉
I write about real life. I write about what it is like to live with a husband and three kids on a day to day basis–juggling the schedules, the homework, the personalities and such. I also write how I talk. Right, wrong, or indifferent….some may be offended. There is profanity. If the F-Bomb easily offends you, then thepsychomother.com is probably not going to be your favorite blog. My Mothah calls me just about every time I post a new story and says, “Jennifah, couldn’t you have left a few of those F-words out?”…… Sometimes, I will throw in a story from the olden days–what my kids have termed my childhood (one actually asked me if Rubik’s Cube’s were wooden when I was a child!)–or I may write one about a project I have been working on. Besides being a mother, chef, chauffeur, laundress, and jack-of-all-trades, I am an artist. I paint murals and furniture, and I sew. I love to make just about anything. Writing has always been a great passion of mine, and someday maybe I will write a book.